◆ Founding client trials now open in Chelsea & West London — UO Closet and UO Assist available by private enquiry. View trial details
London · Private Clients
Wardrobe organisation, resale support, errands and lifestyle admin for private clients in Chelsea, South Kensington and West London.
Now Open
While Ultra Ordinary is being refined, a small number of founding clients are invited to experience the service at private beta terms. Two services. Clear pricing. Personally delivered.
Primary Service
A focused wardrobe edit and resale session. We sort, style and organise your wardrobe, then photograph, list and manage the resale of anything you no longer wear.
£125
2–3 hour beta session
+ 20% commission on items sold
Companion Service
A three-hour personal assistant block for the things that quietly eat your week — errands, returns, admin, bookings, sourcing and personal organisation.
£95
3-hour beta session
booked as a single block
Limited founding client spaces are available while the service is intentionally close and founder-led.
01 — UO Closet
Most wardrobes hold thousands of pounds of clothing that is never worn. UO Closet turns that into order — and into money. We edit and organise what you keep, and take complete charge of selling what you don't: photographing, listing, negotiating and dispatching, so nothing sits in a bag by the door for six months.
02 — UO Assist
UO Assist is discreet, capable help with the running of your life. Book a block of hours and hand over the list: the return that needs taking, the appointment that needs chasing, the gift that needs finding, the household admin that never reaches the top of the pile. Handled quietly, properly and without fuss.
How It Works
I
Send a short brief through the enquiry form. Every enquiry is read personally and answered within one working day.
II
A short call or exchange to understand what you need, agree the session and confirm timing — no obligation, no forms beyond the essentials.
III
We arrive, the work gets done, and you receive a simple summary afterwards — including listings and sale progress for UO Closet clients.
About Ultra Ordinary
Ultra Ordinary was founded by Hannah — raised between Monaco and London, and brought up around the standards, rhythms and discretion of private life on both sides of the Channel. That upbringing shaped a simple conviction: the ordinary parts of life deserve extraordinary handling.
Today, Ultra Ordinary is a deliberately small private practice. Founding clients work closely with Hannah and a team built around the same values — privacy first, details handled properly, and nothing passed to call centres or apps.
Everything we do is private, considered and handled with care.
Private Enquiry
Enquiries are handled personally and with discretion. Tell us a little about what you need — you will hear back within one working day.
All enquiries are received through this form — no public email or phone is listed, by design.
Your enquiry has been sent privately. You will receive a personal reply within one working day.